It was with surprise and enormous amusement that I stumbled across this particular coffee machine in a small cafe in a country town recently. I just HAD to take a picture for photographic proof.
Yes ladeez, the name of the coffee machine is Mazzer. Actually, as you can see, it’s not just “Mazzer”. It’s “Mmmm Mazzer”.
This may not seem funny to you at first glance. Please check out a previous post of mine called Maz Talk - maybe you’ll understand why this is so funny now… Or maybe you won’t think it’s funny at all. Maybe you’ll just think that I’m some immature twat rambling on about silly things. Either way, I still think it’s bloody funny, and in my humble opinion it made my coffee taste better!!!! 
Yours immaturely with mazza in mind,
x Loz
p.s. Mazza is still my best mate “hands down” hehe
The link does not work, but the search feature does. Mmm. Mazzer. Bit hot for me, I think, but using the mazzer after a maz in the morning might just set me up for the day.
Hey Loz,fyi, your link isn’t working so I’ll hold off commenting about the wordage. . .
But I do have to ask you one question, how can you stand to drink coffee when it’s so freakin’ hot there? Take care. Peace.
Cheers CF and rm – the link is all fixed now
Coffee in the morning is a given. Heat doesn’t come into it!
I applaud your dedication to the java no matter what! Is Maz a term you came up with or is it more of a general Australian thing? Just wondering. . .another humorous post! Mazel tov.
I’m actually not sure if it’s an Aussie thing or not. Someone I used to know referred to it as “having a maz” and it kind of stuck with me. Thanks for your Mazel tov you cheeky thing